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Everybody Look

from Verbal Chicanery by SouthPawRacer

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If you're a sim racer, you've probably met someone like this. If you haven't... I've got bad news for you.

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Everybody look at my hotlap
Thought I’d just measure my dick, cause I think it’s pretty quick
I recorded it with my camera phone
What the fuck is FRAPS? I’m too busy doing laps for this

I reckon that I’m pretty pro
GT Academy calling, all these laptimes falling
So why you making hurtful comments on my post, you arse?
I can make that pass and leave you spinning in the grass

Trail brake, get that rear to rotate
Right foot down accelerate, trying to split my delta gotta educate
These bitches that hitch along but they’re doing it all wrong
The most important thing is the size of your internet dong

Yeah, I race a lot and I’m kind of professional
Keep my iRating nice and low to ensure it’s processional
And in other sims I choose leagues with 8-car fields
Cross the line a lap ahead and make the peasants kneel

I’m so fuckin’ good, I give myself wood
I’m winning titles all over the place so bow down like you should
Just don’t ask me to race in big broadcasted shit
I ain’t got time for that, it’s not like I’d be losing sleep over it

Those pro drivers can suck it, I’d make them sweat buckets
If I wanted to, but I’ve got my own success, so fuck it
Now go away, I’m busy making a press release
With grid girls pasted in beside my car, it’s a masterpiece

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from Verbal Chicanery, released March 2, 2017

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